Because it’s 2020 you can’t actually win a candy factory. Are you always late or always on time? Would you rather have a partner that’s always early or always late? McCall got all the excuses she needed to continue to hate birds after the stories listeners shared about what attacked them. McCall’s friend is in a love triangle and lives with them, but maybe AJ’s red flag dating experience can help for the Debate At 8. Twitter apologized like guys and, shocker, they’re all terrible. Bad news for McCall, her emoji choices now confirm she’s old.