Here's something bizarre. The CDC made a statement warning people not to kiss or snuggle poultry right now, due to salmonella. Wait, no kissing *or* snuggling? Is the CDC run by my ex?

In Alabama, lawmakers have lifted a ban on yoga in public schools. Still banned in Alabama schools... science!

In New York, Governor Andrew Cuomo has announced a "Vax & Scratch" lottery incentive for New York vaccinations. To win, you must be vaccinated and not one of Cuomo's sexual harassment accusers.

Quick update from the finance world. Bank of America says they will raise their minimum employer wage to $25 by the year 2025. It sounds great until you realize that by then, $25 will be worth $7.25.

Finally, in Austria, an elderly man had the wrong leg amputated. The doctor said "I'm so sorry. I'm really kicking myself over this. We've been trying to figure out how this happened, but like you, we're stumped." Oh I'm getting an update: the surgeon has been fired without severance.