He's sharp, he's cool, he rides on a mule - he's Albert the Fifth Musketeer! It's all for one and one for all on this week's episode as we travel back to 18th century France for a tale of dodgy accents, questionable inventions and recurring tortoises with history's shortest musketeer - PLUS the career choices of convent attendees, lab coats and Dutch masters. J'Accuse!

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