Milton Jones and Sara Pascoe fight it out to be crowned the (USELESS) NEWS CHAMPION of 2013. The least prestigious award since Dave's 'Clothes Drying Champion 1994'. This week topics such as celebrity autobiographies, Quite Interesting questions and the Mind all rear there ugly heads, along with a lovely interview about the mind with Thomas Trader.

Alex Horne, Milton Jones, Sara Pascoe and Sam the animal expert

Comedy

OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST and Alex Horne Breaks the News super fan LIZZY YARNOLD joins comedians Andrew Maxwell and Matt Richardson in the news cupboard this week. When everything else is a world cup special, we've gone against the grain.

Alex Horne, Andrew Maxwell, Matt Richardson and AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST

Sometimes in life you get more than you bargained for and sometimes you get less. This time we've got both. Revelations galore.

Alex Horne, Ed Gamble, Pat Cahill, No Andrew Maxwell and scorer Jim

Alex is joined by three, yes three, comedians this week. Ray Peacock, Katherine Ryan and Brett Goldstein. Its a triumvirate of great comedy guests. Triumvirate! there we said it again.

Alex Horne, Katherine Ryan, Brett Goldstein and Ray Peacock

Adam Riches and Craig Campbell wade through the murky waters of the Commonwealth news, with Ian Smith giving a statistical analysis... of sorts.

Alex Horne, Adam Riches, Craig Campbell and Ian Smith

Alex is joined by three of the members of Irish sketch wizards Diet of Worms; Shane, Amy and Niall.

Alex Horne, Milton Jones, Sara Pascoe and Sam the animal expert

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