Welcome to THIRSTDAY, your pre-weekend warm-up with sunshine, stories, and strong opinions. Here’s what we’re chugging through today on The Morning Mosh Pit:
☀️ WEATHER – Mostly sunny, high of 65 — get outside and vibe responsibly.
🍺 THIRSTDAY LIVE – We’re counting down to May 1st at Fuzzyline Brewing! Don’t miss the Thirstday party of the spring!
🤖 HUMAN vs. ROBOT WAR – The bots are bolder, the headlines are weirder—what’s AI up to this time?
🤢 TRY NOT TO GAG – Grossest behind-the-scenes facts from your favorite movies and TV shows. This might ruin a childhood memory or two.
🐶 DOGS > HUMANS? – A new study shows people value their pets more than other people. Except for kids. Barely.
👽 ALIEN FARTS? – Yes, you read that right. There might be proof of gaseous extraterrestrial life. Time to hold your nose and open your mind.
🎸 ROCK REPORT:
- Santana collapses mid-show
- Jason Newsted shows love to Metallica
- RIOT FEST updates you’ll want to hear!