Are the aliens coming? Are they already here? Are we aliens? Are Charlotte and Susie going to be beamed up (diagonally) to a planet made of horse poo? Is Earth the naughty step of the galaxy?

With 2020 on the horizon, perhaps this the year of great intergalactic intervention. Maybe, maybe not, but Susie and Charlotte will be no doubt be positioned atop a large building on New Year’s Eve with a sign saying “Take Us Home”. 

Not before Susie has produced her trilogy of deep and silly books however. 

Yes. They’ve really lost it now. 

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