The aquatic Docalleral spoken language has defied all attempts of

translations, as the atonal singing they produce is as much dependent

on the condition and temperature of the water as it is on inflections

of the speaker. They also have extremely short memories and refuse to

speak with anyone who cannot properly breath underwater. It is then

suggested that you do not meet them at all, but rather send a polite

note saying you have already met them, and that they enjoyed your

company immensely.