Hello my loves!!

Thank you for joining us for another episode! Today we bang-open the episode unpacking an extremely popular column from the London Tube known as the 'Rush Hour Crush', and Sam has brought in the best, the creepy and the biggest clangs from the column to chat about. Our 'Bring Bring Bitch!' hotline asks the question about the best characters from film that would be better as butch lesbians.

There's then a 'Kick Ons' about things people love that we can't stand (it's giving soap-box once again) and our 'Hit It Toots!' gives you the untold story of Jack and Rose if they were l

See you Thursday for another '‘Ratfood!’

Love Mel & Sam

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We are in Edi rn for Fringe! Buy tickets here: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/mel-sam-the-platonic-human-centipede

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Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.

The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.

Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.

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