Strap in—preferably to a slightly reclined Amtrak seat—as we recount the glory, weirdness, and truly unhinged stories that come with life on the rails. Then it’s off to the movies, where we ask the tough questions: do assigned seats make you feel like a VIP or a hostage? Finally, we dig deep (well, deep-ish) into the teen party chaos of Can't Hardly Wait—the 90s movie that gave us Ethan Embry, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and approximately 17 subplots. Travel tips, theater tantrums, and teenage angst—all in one jam-packed episode.