Last Saturday was the Grand Final of the best time of the year: EUROVISION. 

Hosted in Lisbon, aka close to Madrid, we didn't go. But, we did take a train to watch it. And THANK GOD we did.

Get all the unsolicited opinions, judgment, and bickering you usually come here for, but themed around campy European sh*t that Edward is really obsessed with. 

Also, someone send Audrey some elote. 

Keep it aggravated, 'all.

[Music: www.bensound.com | Episode Art: Pedro Szekely]