Alternative Titles: Pizza Hunt, Egg Fart Tuna, Dri-Fit Sleep Suit, and Eat an Armadillo off a White Line on a Highway

On this episode, Kristi and Jordan talk about fast food, Facebook, the terrors of co-sleeping with dogs and husbands in socks and dri-fit, the pumpkin continuum, and more! If anyone listening to this episode remembers the PBS short where the coyote and the armadillo combine their tortillas and salsa, you are a true hero. It’s time to Call Your Mom!