This week on All Day Breakfast: Former defensive lineman Alex Fortin almost smoked an innocent person during a run. Jim read a BBC story about malfunctioning celibacy tool. It doesn't sound like it ended well. If Trump was a good president, but a jerk in real life, that would be passable. Fantasy football. Don't be surprised that football would have very few COVID-19 cases (Alex is passionate about this). It would be crazy to have a career as short as a professional athlete. Women invented the work husband, which is such a weird and awkward concept. Listen to our podcast, subscribe and show a friend! Love: Alex and Jim.