Episode 93: All Dog Peens Go to Censorship Heaven

 

It’s a beautiful day in the weird news neighborhood, folks, so come with Jill and Shaun as they throw on some cozy sweaters and swap on some slippers to bring YOU the best and bizarre-est recent headlines! Shaun leads off with a mysterious story about a disappearing woman, some “lost” cash, and a teensy bit of meth. Find out how one unfortunate corrections officer ended up hitting a disgusting jackpot at the worst of times as we unravel this thing. THEN, Jill dredges up a “bittersweet” story straight out of a Brazilian jail. Just try to guess how the story of a man who dressed up as his visiting daughter to attempt an escape ends. We dare ya. Hold onto your hats once Jill reveals this particular conclusion, ya’ll. And don’t say you weren’t warned!

BUT FIRST! In this latest edition of Here’s the Thing, Jill laments a crushing bit of thought control: the PC culture has claimed another victim, and this time, it’s uncensored dog peepees on Instagram. And Jill is NOT. HAVING IT! Hear why, if you dare!

PLUS, in Three for the Road, we’ve got bear-centric car fires, fun rides in church, toothless ladies biting for justice in Florida, and PLENTY MORE!

Hide your kids, hide your wife, cuz here comes…The WHIPAROUND!

 

LINKS:

Man who chucked old fridge down hill gets his comeuppance

Falling bear lands on police car in California, causing it to burst into flames

Brazil inmate who dressed up as daughter found dead

Helter-skelter in cathedral 'is a mistake'

Police: Woman found with meth in vagina claims it isn't hers

After a man had a few too many drinks, he sent an injured baby bird to a wildlife rescue center in an Uber

Chernobyl vodka made in exclusion zone

Nearly toothless Florida woman bites intruder; he gets arrested

 

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