Okay, I'm gonna be real with this one, we were supposed to talk about character builds, but we did that for maybe five combined minutes and just riffed through the rest. Topics include: the unbearable lightness of trying to make anything at all, Pathologic corner, Homestuck corner, and Dung Eater's hole, for some reason.

All I can say is, sorry about this one, folks.

We're finally breaking out of our Fromsoft cell, starting with Larian's monstrous masterpiece, Baldur's Gate 3.  Aysha is joined by Brian from the Worst of All Possible Worlds for a conversation where we can't stay on track to save our lives. Topics include: all the different things you can fuck, Hot Gollum, putting musical numbers in everything, Alan Wake corner, and leaving on Astarion on the beach for several weeks.

Aysha and Miles are joined by actor Sam Oguma , to discuss the motherfuckin' starboy himself: Radahn. Topics include: being well-endowed with horse, dragon corner, Sam's audio (sorry, blame windows 11) re-litigating the Allegations, and OOPS! elden ring is cancelled, please call your pastor to ban elden ring on steam. 

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Aysha and Miles are joined by James Wright, writer of games and comics, to talk about Sekiro, the (in one host's opinion) best action game ever made. Topics include: getting good, why Sekiro is a rhythm game, annoying all your coworkers by only wanting to talk about Fromsoft games, foxy grandpas, and being a guy who is full of bugs.

This episode Aysha sits down with her Worker's Lit cohost Jacob to discuss everybody's favorite Niceboy Twink Wizard: Sorcerer Rogier. Topics include: gay stuff (positive), gay stuff (negative), Fia's eboys reprise, dying of the death disease, possible alternate boyfriends for Rogier, and exciting new Elden Ring merch ideas. 

Aysha and Miles are joined once again by Kevin Vibert of The Penumbra Podcast to talk about our top lion boy. Topics include: exclusive Lands Between vape flavors, the pussy that makes you normal, Fromsoft cutscenes, and the number 1 question: is the Greater Will white people? Discuss. 

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Happy Halloween, Maidens! Welcome to All my Maidens' first ever bonus episode. Aysha is joined by Jonny Sims of the Magnus Archives to answer the age old question, what IS blood, anyway? Topics include: eyes on the inside, the fine art of Making it Weirder, women and what is even up with them, the masculine urge to become the void's special boy, and Jonny's new character: the Spooky Man.

Wolf girl hours! Aysha and Miles discuss Latenna, a hot chick with no feet. Topics include: the cum-adjacent quality to silver blood, frog men, Silksong corner, dogs as collaborators, and whatever the fuck is going on with Rykard's whole torture dungeon. 

This week we're diving into the goddess of rot herself, Malenia, Blade of Miquella. Aysha and Miles are joined by Lenore of the Socialist Shelf and AJ of The Worst of All Possible Worlds, two returning champions. Topics include: getting your shit rocked by a naked woman with no arms, eating ass, Miquella's Whole Thing, Aysha's Philosophy Corner, and Fromsoft's persistent themes of flow vs. stagnation. 

This week Aysha is joined once again by Jacob from the Socialist Shelf to discuss everybody's favorite eyeball eater, Lightseeker Hyetta. Topics include: the shadow realm, the benefits of three fingers as opposed to two fingers, Elden Greg's sexuality, and an needlessly long rant about Steven Moffat.