With Chadrick mysteriously missing and possibly trapped in a gold-trimmed ballroom somewhere, Lee and Mike dive into holiday prep, billionaire fantasies, and America's growing serfdom problem. From Elon's trillion-dollar robot army to MAGA meltdown economics, ICE cosplay patrols, and Marjorie Taylor Greene's sudden attempt at sounding human, the duo break down a chaotic political landscape. We didn't know when we recorded that some Dems would cave on the shutdown after this episode, but the silver lining in it all? A gold platter full of Epstein files awaits sooner than later. So will the next distraction. Cover your heads!