Cheer up sleepy Jean! After discovering the greatest political scandal since Watergate, Chris and Jeff channel their inner Woodward and Bernstein dissecting an alleged stolen homecoming election in Florida.

Love-toilets reign galore as Chris defends his backyard outhouse built by the Amish. An 87-year-old Powerball winner plans to pay off her cryptic bills, and retired Polish firefighters re-establish their tradition of playing bugles.

Grab a glass of Memphis tap water and ride along into the abyss!