You ever get a stern talking-to from an elder sibling and just have to go play in the sandbox for a minute to keep your cool?
Have you ever met a kindly old man who is super chill and never raises his voice but also ruins your entire existence with his words?
If you did a bad enough mess-up do you think you could theoretically grow a mullet and do crimes?
We try to answer these questions and more on this week's Brother Date.