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All The Unborn Chicken Voices In My Head

Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.

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Danny's dead! Or is he? Emily has a plan to bring him back while Jimmy and Sherman deal with some explosive pups.   Voice Cast: Thoreau Smiley Moon Smiley Alaric Weber Jordan Cobb Julia Schifini   Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment Follow us on Twitter! Join the conversation in our Facebook Group! https://www.twitter.com/harmlessmedia https://www.facebook.com/groups/504312413670694 Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Harmless Phosphorescence iTunes  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/harmless-phosphorescence/id1477931849 1994 iTunes https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1994/id1435127508

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All The Unborn Chicken Voices In My Head

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