First Pick:

 

DQ’s at Milwaukee,

https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/4hbwrp/why_was_charles_porges_dqd_from_scg_milwaukee/

 

https://twitter.com/misterorange/status/727589583312048129

 

“Salt your own fries” level

 

Desperate Ravings

Community Super League - http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-digital/announcing-community-super-league-2016-04-20

 

Innistrad Complete Block Constructed

 

Vintage Super League -

Decklists - http://magic.wizards.com/en/MTGO/articles/archive/magic-online/vintage-super-league-season-5-decklists

11 archetypes!

Reid Duke Storm

Kai Budde Stax

Paul Rietzl White Weenie

 

Gather the Townsfolk

Puca Points Economy: https://pucatrade.com/blog/2016/PucaPoints

Magic Is a Team Sport: http://www.starcitygames.com/article/32850_Magic-Is-A-Team-Sport.html

 

The Red Zone

 

http://markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/143662137778/reprints-question-b-so-much-more-bs-mtg#notes

 

http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/making-magic/storm-scale-ravnica-and-return-ravnica-2016-05-02

 

Splash Damage

 

David Williams on MasterChef

 

The Finisher:

“The calligraphy of combat is written with the strokes of sudden blood.” That is the flavor text for Monastery Swiftspear, and this week it was one of a few dozen sentences chosen as some of the Worst Examples of Literature of 2016 in something called the Lyttle Lytton Contest. So my well-read and wordy co-hosts, what’s the worst flavor text you can make for an already existing card?