This week, Chukwudalu, Nnamdi, Ope, Strongman and Samuel are back at it — mixing chaos, football, and plenty of laughs.

We dive into a proper midfield scrap: Rice vs Enzo vs Caicedo — who’s really cooking? Then it’s all about the weekend’s biggest games, before asking the big question: is Haaland already one of the greatest ever?

And of course, we couldn’t leave out United and the Nigeria national team talk — the drama, the talent, and the never-ending wahala that comes with it.

It’s pure Five Aside energy: honest takes, unserious arguments, and football talk the way real fans do it — loud, passionate, and slightly unhinged.