A mystery retail management failure occurs when a random brand of socks has the name of Allah, offending practicing Muslims worldwide. The St. George Cross is has a publicly secret bisexual new rebranding, offending all of England. Christian rapper Lecrae is forced to admit he went to parties with Sean Diddy Combs but uses a Christian Evangelical defense for his attendance. A church in Virginia has been putting on the stupidest service idea of the century, and Will Smith shows the world he has the stupidest philosophy of the century.