Grab your tinfoil hat and your favorite snack—because in this episode of Toast That, we’re going there. Allegedly. From the eerie feeling that your phone knows exactly what you’re thinking, to grocery store layouts that may or may not be manipulating your every move, we dig into the conspiracy theories that make you go, “Wait… what if?”

We’re talking telepathy (not from experience, don’t worry), the suspicious powers of social media algorithms, and whether or not your phone is literally eavesdropping. Grounding mats make a cameo, but don’t get too excited—they didn’t earn a segment.

It’s weird, it’s hilarious, and it’s exactly the kind of sibling-fueled chaos you didn’t know you needed. Allegedly.