Almost Gamers

The duo is on their way to a very important quest involving some Gears of War, but they took the time to stop by and say hello. Matt plays a little Borderlands 4 on max setting with his fresh from the item shop RTX 5080. Andy enjoys some classic adventures with Castlevania: Belmont's Curse. Then they take to the skies with Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve.
Their hearts become heavy as our ever vigilant heros are devastated by the loss of BioWare, and the Mass Effect that couldda been. Plus some other news happens too before going into future quest plans. Including the imminent, and feared, playthrough of Marvel's Wolverine.

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The gang has a little trouble with distorted audio in this one. We'll call that a feature, not a fault. It doesn't stop them from playing a ton of games, some brand new, some pretty old, all of it for you.
Then they jump into the news and unfortunately into the ever plummeting saga of XBox. And more GTA. They mix in some feel good stories. Gotta keep the quests from getting too dark.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, grab your seat 'round the ring for a fight to remember. First, let's talk about some gameplay of Blasphemous 2, Noita, AC Blackflag Resynced, plus a little Hades 2 and Routine sprinkled on top. Then it's time for the main event, the Best Game Head to Head tournament, TKO style. Andy pits Matt against two games at a time, winner take all!
Then we mourn Sam Neill (not Elrond) for a bit, then jump into whole lotta (mostly timely) news.

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Grab some armor, this is gonna be an explosive journer. Andrew finishes up Tunic, Matt finally plays Routine after a 13 year wait. It's a classic Boss Battle with the duo naming their favorite explosive weapons in gaming.
There's only time for a quick drive-thru of the Emporium to check out the Gamesir g7 Pro controller before we learn that Andy possible helped bankrupt a studio. Then we get even darker talking about the BloodBath that is Microsoft's new "direction." Plus as always, a little talk of "guitAHvee." Then they end strong with some porn and Garfield. Best episode ever? Listen and find out!

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Here we are again! Gaming time with the boys. Andrew plays a whole slew of games, including Mina the Hollower and Tunic, while Matthew...slacks. Time for another Tier Ranking, this time is about the cards, of Vampire Crawlers that is.
Do you like news? Cause we got a whole lot for you. Tune in and get learnt.

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Join up on another episode and get right into the Hot Tamale challenge, just as promised. Andrew brings the Doom, Matt brings some Alters. It's a surprise attack Boss Battle as both hosts get quizzed on video game sequels. We find out there's no cheat sneaking in KCD2, but Nintendo can when it comes to release dates. They both lament the death of Jeeves. Matt doesn't know if any gaming will be in his near future, but a PBS tote back just might.

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Bonjour and Konnichiwa! Thy gang is back in the home studio and they only had time for a quick (relatively) adventure. Matt finally dives into Crimson Desert and he has notes. Andy engages with some Vampire Crawlers. Matt gets a lot of games and developers confused, but gets some info right, so it's par for the course. Andrew brings the usual news about AI and adaptations, but throws in some coffins to change it up.

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The party is back with a brand new look and a temporary save point. From there they set forth on...not very many quests. Luckily the Boss Battle is mighty. The duo try their best to sell you various vehicles from video games. Matt really gets into the technical labyrinth that is USB tech with a return to The Emporium. Some news is fun, some is sad, but it is almost accurate as always. The Future leads into many tangents as always, so be sure to stick around.

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Brace yourselves, this ride may go off the rails a bit. Eventually, Matt talks a little about playing some modded Fall Out New Vegas, and a little game called Brotato. Andrew finishes up Diablo 2 and a little game called Minishoot' Adventures.

Enter the Boss Battle,  and enjoy a Borderlands Vault Hunter Tier ranking. Will your picks line up with the duo's?  Probably definitely not. But it'll be fun, they promise.

Then it's back to God of TV: the war of casting. Some sad news, some silly news, and of course some AI news.

Listen in and see if they make it to the end of this episode, or if this was too much of a quest for them both.

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