More like Alone in the Dork, amirite fam? Uwe Boll is back, and this time he's teamed up with American Treasure Tara Reid to bring us something so underwhelming I can't even be bothered to describe it to you. Not even loosely based on the game Alone in the Dark, join us as Christian Slater and friends basically spend their entire careers disturbing Native American burial grounds and are shocked when there are consequences.