This week, we examine the age-old question: why could we never be alpha males? From avoiding confrontation and skipping the 5 a.m. hustle to choosing comfort, snacks, and naps over domination, we hilariously break down all the reasons we’d fail the alpha male audition. Join us as we poke fun at internet macho culture, embrace our inner couch kings, and prove that being yourself is a lot less exhausting than trying to be the leader of the pack.