Ep. 514: ALWAYS BE SCARED.

IT'S THE HOLLYDAAAAZE AND HOLDEN RUINED JACKIE'S THANKSGIVING! but the stream definitely made up for it! MJ confronts Jackie and Holden on their Josh Gad hate, The Rock is cookin' up some fancy shmancy ice cream cakes with Salt & Straw, Jackie got her own fancy ice cream cake that was dressed to impress, Snoop Dogg is human clickbait, Jackie's ready to go to bat for Napoleon and there's a spot on rendition of House O GUCCI, people won't let Taylor Lautner ever stop being Jacob (with Twilight spoiler around 31:30), it's time to ask the only question that matters; does anyone other than LA cheer for the Nicole Kidman AMC Theatres commercial?, male hair talk, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Enrique Iglesias can't actually sing!?!?! A sad list and a blindz that derails into 90's nostalgia PLUS join Page 7 for a watchalong of The Muppet Christmas Carol over on Holden's Twitch on Monday, December 18th! and MOOOORE!!!

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