You might know the thread on Reddit (a popular online forum for asking and answering questions anonymously. It sometimes goes REALLY well and sometimes it ends up on the steps of the Capitol building on the sixth of January) titled “AITA” which stands for “Am I the Asshole?” which is a casual ‘Dear Abby’ forum for people to detail their lives’ problems and find out if, in fact, they are the asshole in the situation, or not.

I don’t need to write in the forum to know that when it comes to goodbyes, I am indeed a bit of an asshole. I just don’t like goodbyes.