Headphones in, jade egg out: let's trash Goop and pseudoscience together. 

Talking points: dowsing rods, Q-Ray Bracelets, Vitamin Water, magic space stickers, the placebo effect, crystal healing, and multi-level marketing essential oil scams.

Trigger warning: actual social commentary

Link to Jaya Saxena's wonderful Elle review for jade vagina eggs: 

https://www.elle.com/author/17287/jaya-saxena/

Dr. Jen Gunther's diss track against Gwyneth "Literally the worst" Paltrow:

https://drjengunter.wordpress.com/category/bad-goop-advice/