Bill is just fine. Who did you think you were hiring? Is there a new platform possible? Goebbels banned comedians for making fun of the regime, too. George Carlin knew it long ago. Schrodinger's List bringback? Loomer's "principles"? Switch your burner account before agreeing with yourself online. Lazarus? CashApp PayPal Patel? F.B. Eyeballs? Valhalla? Text exposition? Seagate? Sometimes the dildo of consequences arrives unlubed. UBI incoming? Not sure? Fake crimes in D.C.? No felony indictments in a month and a half? The Supreme Court Shadow Docket? Amendment Infringements. Shelby's Dating Chronicles. Oversharing about menses immediately? Terminal velocity trash bomb? Wooden satellites? 

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