Coming to you from the Twaddling Along Headquarters (our parents’ basement) we are feeling especially patriotic today. On this, the 250th year of our independence from the dastardly English, we feel deeply connected to this native land of ours. And to celebrate, we’ve decided to question everything.

Is America the land of the free, or a land of secrets? Did the Illuminati sabotage the turkey to keep it from becoming the national bird? And finally, did aliens hide beneath the powdered wigs of the founding fathers?

All this and more on today’s episode.