Rob and Chris learn about the first Americans and what scholars refer to as "Prehistory". The Asians won't stop Tokyo drifting all over the place and farmers markets establish their place fondly in American consumers' hearts. The Aztecs then proceed to eat those hearts. All this and more in a chapter that covers close to 40,000 years in only 16 pages! This is The Dunce Caps: American History Chapter 1.

TLDR: Asians come to America and confuse us thoroughly.