Rob and Chris learn about the abolitionists and the all of the various reforms in the US during the mid-1800s. The temperance movement guarantees "ruff scruff" if people don't stop imbibing alcohol. Our schools and prisons suck, but maybe we'll try to fix them. The Quakers are still a thing and just want to be everyone's friend. A bunch of women get together, but not for a bake sale.

TLDR: Meaningless reform!