Rob and Chris learn about the Age of Imperialism and the Spanish American War. George Washington looks down from President heaven with disgust in how America is changing. William Seward takes a risk by purchasing Alaska and it pays off in both gold and polar bears. Sugar farmers say aloha to Hawaii and push their queen into a volcano. The US and other world powers arrive to the Samoan Islands, but are disappointed that all the huts are not Pizza Huts. Teddy Roosevelt invites the leaders of Russia and Japan to go bar hopping in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

TLDR: America, freedom bullies of the world!