Rob and Chris learn about Colonial America and all the religious baggage that Europeans brought here. The colonists in the North put on a fashion show to distract the Native Americans while they steal their land. Meanwhile in the South, Georgia forms a human buffer separating Spain and their sculpted, tan bodies from the rest of the flabby, pale colonists to the North. Also, Brazilian Jews make a surprise appearance!

TLDR: Sorry Native Americans, here come the colonies!