On this week's episode of (Almost) LIVE, Ryin & Alessandra get their p*ssys popped! And when they say p*ssys, they mean necks. It's a long story, so hang on tight. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back to being MUST-SEE-TV! At least Ryin seems to think so. Is Britney Spears finally free? Well, her boobies sure are. Ry & Al revise their diva coven... GROUNDBREAKING. Also, updates on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the Val Kilmer documentary, the never-ending Ryan Murphy productions, and Catherine Zeta-Jones!