Mike and Nate tackle the dramatic Dow Jones rollercoaster, plummeting 800 points after a 900-point gain following the announcement of 104% tariffs on Chinese imports. They analyze the devastating impact on consumer goods, from iPhones to Nintendo Switch 2s, and discuss the $439 billion worth of Chinese imports affected. The conversation shifts to growing economic anxieties, with examples like Stellantis furloughing 900 workers and a CNBC survey showing 37% of CEOs planning layoffs. They explore the rise of "accelerationism" among younger Americans and examine Tesla's stock volatility, including an awkward Elon Musk gaming stream. The episode concludes with updates on deportation cases, including the AP's court victory for press access, Ozturk's temporary deportation block, and the bizarre arrest of Rubio's security detail boss in a hotel bar fight.