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America's Annual Hand Job Masquerading as a Sporting Event
Description
A scorching takedown of America's most sacred sporting ritual where we pay to be marketed to while pretending concussions are entertainment. The perfect blend of late-stage capitalism, performative patriotism, and overpriced guacamole—all while admitting we're too hypocritical to look away.
Spice Index🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
Why does this rant work? We're a nation that streams brain damage in HD while hashtagging player safety. We hate commercialism but upgrade TVs for better ads. We scream about ticket prices through mouths stuffed with $18 delivery nachos. The Super Bowl isn't just a game—it's America's annual masterclass in weaponized hypocrisy with cheese dip.
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Description
A scorching takedown of America's most sacred sporting ritual where we pay to be marketed to while pretending concussions are entertainment. The perfect blend of late-stage capitalism, performative patriotism, and overpriced guacamole—all while admitting we're too hypocritical to look away.
Spice Index🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
Why does this rant work? We're a nation that streams brain damage in HD while hashtagging player safety. We hate commercialism but upgrade TVs for better ads. We scream about ticket prices through mouths stuffed with $18 delivery nachos. The Super Bowl isn't just a game—it's America's annual masterclass in weaponized hypocrisy with cheese dip.