Why are so many of our decisions based on what’s best for Israel? How about what’s best for the people of this country? America First, right? But before you start hating, we got something to say about that too!

Show Notes

Opening Segment (00:00:00 - 00:03:15)

* Intro Theme: The hosts kick off with a provocative analogy comparing U.S. foreign policy to a man prioritizing his "side chick" over his family, hinting at Israel’s influence. They note this could be labeled anti-Semitic but dive in regardless.

* Podcast Introduction: The hosts introduce themselves as the "two kings of the Rube Empire," proudly embracing labels like "right-wing extremists," "supernaturalists," and "Christian bigots." They set the tone for an unfiltered, high-energy discussion.

* Banter: Lighthearted joking about locking the doors and soliciting donations, showcasing their irreverent style.

Val Kilmer Tribute (00:03:15 - 00:13:36)

* Val Kilmer’s Passing: The hosts mourn Val Kilmer’s death, speculating on his faith and sharing favorite roles:

* Philosopher King: Loves Doc Holliday in Tombstone ("I'm your Huckleberry").

* Iron King: Picks Moses in The Prince of Egypt for its depth and music.

* Dusty: Highlights Kilmer’s comedic role in Real Genius and his versatility in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

* Film Discussion: They explore Kilmer’s range (Heat, The Doors, Willow, Top Gun), praising his ability to disappear into characters. Tangents include Tom Cruise’s Oscar snubs and Scientology.

* Aging Actors: The conversation shifts to other aging icons (Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, Dick Van Dyke), marveling at their longevity.

Political Speculation (00:13:36 - 00:27:10)

* Biden’s Absence: The hosts question Biden’s whereabouts, joking about a Weekend at Bernie’s scenario with Kamala Harris.

* Democratic Party: They identify Bernie Sanders and AOC as the current faces of the Democrats, predicting AOC might run for president in 2028 due to her age eligibility.

* Trump’s Coalition: Discussion on how Trump maintains his MAGA base amidst actions like Yemen bombings, which contradict his "no forever wars" stance. They critique the "they touched our boats" justification.

* Future of the Right: Concerns about keeping principled conservatives (like themselves) in the coalition, suggesting figures like J.D. Vance or Thomas Massie as potential successors, though Massie’s independence might alienate MAGA loyalists.

* Immigration: Strong support for deporting violent illegal immigrants (e.g., MS-13), rejecting libertarian "slippery slope" arguments. They frame it as a principled stance on law and order.

Lies, Trust, and Truth (00:27:10 - 01:45:05)

* World War II Revisionism: The hosts challenge the narrative of WWII, arguing the U.S. didn’t "win" but rather exploited Germany’s defeat for its own gain, eroding trust in historical accounts.

* Climate Change Skepticism: They note the fading climate change rhetoric, tying it to anti-Elon Musk sentiment and pointing out inconsistencies (e.g., Obama’s oceanfront mansion).

* Government Distrust: A recurring theme: Boomers trusted the government blindly due to limited information access, while modern generations, armed with the internet, see through the lies (e.g., oil abundance, not scarcity).

* The Bible as Truth: They passionately argue the Bible is the only reliable truth amidst pervasive lies, citing evidence like mitochondrial DNA (Adam and Eve), flood fossils, and Red Sea chariots. This drives their mission to "wake people up."

Reformation and Faith (01:41:31 - 02:02:00)

* Printing Press Parallel: The hosts compare the internet to Gutenberg’s printing press, both exposing lies and driving people to Jesus by making truth accessible.

* Catholic Critique: They challenge Catholic practices (praying to Mary, saints, purgatory) as unbiblical, urging Catholics and Orthodox believers to read the Bible themselves. They predict this leads to Protestantism.

* Protestant Issues: Acknowledge flaws like dispensationalism (a "red herring" discouraging long-term investment) and seeker-sensitive churches, but emphasize sola scriptura.

* Unity in Christ: Despite denominational differences, they affirm Jesus as the sole focus of faith, not traditions or institutions.

Final Thoughts (01:53:26 - 02:02:11)

* Dusty: Debunks the "Trump third term" rumor as Democratic fearmongering, citing his age and constitutional barriers. Ties it to the assassination attempt, calling it miraculous and suspicious.

* Philosopher King: Laments the lack of reasonable discourse, advocating for truth paired with love and hate for sin, rooted in trust in Jesus over failing institutions.

* Closing Prayer (Dusty): A heartfelt prayer thanking God for truth and the chance to glorify Him.

* Outro: The hosts sign off, encouraging listeners to engage and spread the word, reaffirming their service to "the King of Kings, Christ Jesus."

Key Themes

* Skepticism of Authority: Distrust in government, media, and historical narratives.

* Biblical Truth: The Bible as the ultimate anchor amidst lies.

* Political Critique: Balancing support for Trump with principled objections to his actions.

* Cultural Commentary: Reflections on faith, masculinity, and societal shifts.

Notable Quotes

* "The Bible is the only thing that’s true. Wake up." (Iron King)

* "If you read that Bible... magically, you’re going to become a Protestant." (Iron King)

* "There’s only one person who should rule you, and that is the King of Kings." (Philosopher King)

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