It’s another delightfully chaotic Saturday with Chris & Amy, as Amy kicks off the show declaring Robert Irwin “too pretty” before spiralling into nostalgia about Steve Irwin, knock-off fashion labels, and why she refuses to wear anything that says “Beij Fox.” The pair tackle the ethics of Temu and Shein, Christmas shopping panic, and Amy’s Black Friday obsession — including her annual PSA to never shop on December 24 unless you enjoy being “sucker punched” by full-price items.

Then Chris takes Amy “around the world” — from anti-vax dating apps to AI doctors diagnosing patients in two seconds — while Amy critiques Trump’s saliva levels. The chaos continues with the viral Bird Test, where Chris secretly records Amy’s brutally uninterested reaction (“I don’t care for birds”), sparking a full breakdown of whether she and Ryan would survive the experiment.

Later, the pair debut their new segment Nailed It or Failed It, where Amy’s parenting win (her six-year-old suddenly learning to read) is immediately overshadowed by her fail: completely forgetting to feed her children dinner. Chris follows up with his own parenting disaster involving kids, swear words, and trying to explain why some words are so bad they’re worse than the F-bomb.

Short, shambolic, relatable — Classic Chris & Amy.

CHAPTERS

00:00 – Welcome to Saturday!
00:12 – Robert Irwin wins DWTS (and Amy says he’s “too pretty”)
01:11 – Steve Irwin memories & Amy’s rugged-man preferences
03:13 – Ethics of Temu, Shein & cheap kids’ clothes
04:39 – Amy’s Shein experiment: 33 items for $160
06:10 – The knock-off “Beij Fox” jumper
06:32 – Around the World: ALONE drinkers banned in UK
07:55 – Anti-vax dating site in France
08:56 – AI doctors diagnose patients in 2 seconds
10:39 – AI robots vs shaky-handed med students
11:22 – Trump’s “fat slob” rant & saliva commentary
12:09 – Why no one remembers anyone’s phone number anymore
13:47 – Childhood home phone numbers & forced greetings
15:12 – Prank calls, dial-up internet & nostalgia chaos
15:51 – Have you started Christmas shopping?
16:25 – Amy’s overflowing Black Friday texts
16:37 – Amy’s Black Friday Shopping Edits explained
17:48 – Best sales: Myer, DJs, Cotton On, Rebel
18:54 – Why Boxing Day PJ shopping is elite
19:34 – Amazon discounts & the Nutribullet rant
20:12 – Amy’s stern “don’t shop on Dec 24” warning
20:28 – Chris’s sucker-punch sound effect
20:37 – The Bird Test explained
21:40 – Chris secretly records Amy’s bird reaction
22:22 – Robert Irwin’s perfect Bird Test response
23:08 – Amy calls BS
23:50 – Would Amy & Ryan fail the test?
24:34 – Introducing: Nailed It or Failed It
24:56 – Amy’s win: her son suddenly learns to read
25:56 – Amy’s massive fail: forgetting to feed her kids
26:48 – Chris’s fail: explaining the “N-word” to a 6-year-old
28:20 – Final laughs & chaos

KEYWORDS

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