The Columbus Blue Jackets exist. The San Jose Sharks are going topless. Brad Marchand is the latest thief. Oh and we spent a surprising amount of time talking about goal scorers from just one game in the last week out of the many that occurred. Jeff Petry and Justin Faulk hit 1,000 games. Connor Bedard and Macklin Celebrini are trying to one-up each other. The Edmonton Oilers kind of suck again. Plus, we spent some time diving into goaltending stats leaders so far, whether the Minnesota Wild can do something cool and if Devin Cooley is the real deal or not, as well as a helpful dose of 2026 Winter Classic jersey takes.