An Idiot's Path To Glory

Dave discusses the frustrations of societal standards for success. Giving up on dreams and attempting to pursue new ones. This episode might hit hard by the end. You've been warned

Dave returns from his brush visit by death and finds himself struggling to live with surviving. And amongst the chaos, emerges a Lily from the graveyard.

If a hit and run happens, make sure the driver, at the very least, sees your middle finger extended towards them

Dave and Nixi tackle depression, understanding how it evolves and where it hurts the most. This episode does not carry that much humor. But I promise it'll get better. Soon. In a few episodes. For realsies.

What happens when you lie to get away from homework? Dave and Nixi tackle lying to get away from responsibilities. Also the reasoning behind feeling anger.

Lying is only acceptable for surprises. There's no other reason it works. People always seem to find out.

Dave and Nixi talk about hitting puberty, competitiveness, the impossibility of understanding women's affections and the nightmare that is losing your virginity.

Please refrain from starting an underground fight club at a Christian school. It isn't as cool as you think. Well, it's kinda cool, but don't tell anyone I said that.

Dave and Nixi go into "first kiss" horror stories, the power that people pleasing can have over you and the finer points of being a good sibling vs a bad one.

Car surfing and joining a gang are brought to you by "Fitting In". Just don't.

Dave and Nixi talk about childhood creativity. Games and imagination can bring about painful fun.

Please refrain from throwing rocks at bulls. It will not result in anything other than trauma.

Dave decided to talk about his life, in the hopes it will be therapeutic. Given the circumstances behind everything he has been through, he figured talking to his friend Nixi, and making it a show, would be the best course of action.

Video games and Legos are awesome. If you don't think so, you can't sit with us.