Ham-fisted Global Warming messages? In MY bird-centric horror films?

In a last minute Hail Mary, Kelly and Mike willingly sat through a second screening of Birdemic so Lexa could know how to make 90 minutes feel like an eternity.

Follow Rod, the SLR PNLS Top Salesman and Natalie, the Victoria's Secret "Cover Model" fall in love and go on several dates. Admire the many mentions of Yoko Ono's Imagine Peace website. Feel part of the action as you walk through a craft fair, and explore mostly empty restaurants. Oh yeah, and birds start attacking. For reasons unknown.

Lexa once again bravely Googles, that which should not be Googled (don't worry, she was on Incognito), Mike drops some lore on us, and Kelly refuses to let the movie use incorrect terminology about Victoria's Secret.

Join us for the worst CGI birds to date and jam out to an unnecessarily horny jam about hanging out with your family! (No seriously)