It's the first episode of our new podcast, and we're introducing ourselves to the world with a combination of well-formatted segments and completely unrelated tangents. In this episode: Will reassures Seth Meyers that he is not threatening to kill him; we redact the hell out of some personal information with a calm, robotic British man; we share our favorites and our aspirations; Susannah's sister drops by for a muffled conversation; and of course, we talk, gush, and rant about television.

Tune in next week for Portlandia's The Mixologist and some inevitable love for Andy Samberg.