The NES Classic. AKA Rosebud.

I'm a huge Nintendo fan. Have been since I was a kid. That's what happens when you're sold propaganda at a young age: It sticks. So, when the NES Classic was announced for this Christmas season, I knew I had to have one. I finally managed to score one, but the process by which I did is both hilarious and pathetic, which are two words I expect on my tombstone. For those of you that don't have it yet, I give some pretty good tips on how to change that. Oh, and we take the time to debate Elvis's two Christmas albums and tell you which is better: The skinny Elvis one or the fat Elvis one. Give the gift of laughter this Christmas (and downloads for me) and share this latest episode of Papa's Basement.