Praise to Lord Mirrorballus and the Virgin Latoya, because it’s an all-new episode of JMP! Chris is on painkillers and Katy is not, so it must be good. And speaking of good, Melissa is too good, to the point where betrayals of past selves are necessary. The Dark Side beckons, and she is a fabulous temptress without a ring. The halfway level point of season 8 is here, so get ready for a rollicking end to the season, and make sure to avoid that lift police brutality!

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin