John is in Amsterdam with his basketball team, which means Nico finally gets a seat at the bar!

We talk about Bukayo Saka signing a new contract — but the real question is: is he already on track for a statue outside the Emirates?

We also dive into the never-ending story of Manchester City’s 115 charges… what on earth is actually going to happen there?

Of course we break down the win against Chelsea, and somewhere along the way we ask the important questions: is Mikel Arteta basically a clone of Didier Deschamps? And is there any sportsmanship left in modern football?

Nico brings a quiz about transfers from Ligue 1, and the prediction game is getting very tight.

That’s it.

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