Who's excited for State of the Union analysis? Don't worry, neither are we. The Mexican Pizza is on its way back to a Taco Bell near you! State of the Union happened and we really don't give damn. Michigan rolled Michigan State in basketball. Scott is displeased. Righteous Gemstones continue the Danny McBride legacy of brilliant absurd humor. Remember the Newsroom? If you're an Aaron Sorkin lover, you know what time it is. Rob Reiner has become a standard bearer talking head for the neo-libs. Three emails today! Not that's a legit mailbag! Boxing, Ukraine and Fat Tuesday are on the email menu. Luke responds with a ramble about something existential related to discernment. Scott is never gonna have kids. He also contemplates the pain of living and if it's worth it or not. There is also a call to billionaires who don't have meaning to their life. Help people! That will give you meaning no matter what your current disposition is. Somebody said Bezos so you know what that means! Mike wrote some dumb parody songs recently about baseball. Luke still doesn't get. Mike Patton. Are we living in a simulation? Get a tease on that topic at the end of the show. We close the show with Faith No More's Ricochet. Give us your thoughts on any of this nonsense by emailing [email protected]