And We’ve Always Said That

This week the girls share their extremely disappointing trip to NYC due to the nor'easter that never actually happened. Abbey gets heated about house renovations again and opens up about her antipsychotic. Paige shares about her delusional spending habits and crushing Abbey's spirit once again.Love ya'll to death,Xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls discuss SLOMW drama, an update on the intruders, and how rain is ruining their NYC parade. Abbey gets heated about ‘house renovations’ and shares about running into her ex future husband at The Costco. Paige expresses gratitude over becoming a woman and her disgust of grown men with blonde hair. 

Love ya’ll to DEATH, 

Xoxo Paige & Abbey 

In this week’s episode, the girls almost get abducted mid-pod and discuss some very controversial topics ranging from incest to the Lindsay Clancy trial. Abbey shares about her prom date and crying in front of her manager. Paige reports having 1000 gnats in her bathroom and steals Abbey’s thunder. 

Love ya’ll to death,

Xoxo Paige & Abbey

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This week the girls are hungover and having explosive diarrhea. They discuss how kids these days don't know how to have fun and share an interaction with a hater. Abbey shows us her diseased fingers and a ~spicy~ text background. Paige displays self-control over hot cheetos.

love ya'll to death,

xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls take out all of the bombs Abbey stored in her purse which are all shockingly related to Divorcee #2. Abbey acknowledges that her heart is just too big she can only give space for so long. Paige explores the connection between a lack of artificial hormones and feeling crazy style.

Love ya'll to death

xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls talk facial reconstruction, get curious about drugs, and share their horrifying experience at the Tosa public pool. Abbey gets squirrely with tequila and shares about her date with a bro. Paige reveals her plans for a 'bixie' and is still sober which boring style so please don't hold it against her it's not her character.

Love ya'll to death,

xoxo Paige & Abbey

this week the girls talk over each other and cannot get the d*cks out of their mouths to speak coherently. If you speak fluent marble mouth, you’ll hear Abbey open up about her mental health struggles and being only a little nutso with divorcee #2. On the opposite end of the crazy stick, Paige is doing well for once and gave herself a little treat if you can even believe it. 

Xoxo Paige & Abbey 

Love ya’ll to death truthfully and honestly 

This week the girls show off their medical degrees. Paige takes up too much space talking about her all of her issues and Abbey asks for advice on a dating dilemma that she already knows the answer to.

Love ya'll to death,

xoxo Paige & Abbey

This week the girls discuss MANY controversial subjects, kiss each others asses, and offer Mr. David Portnoy a deal he cannot refuse. Abbey opens about her very serious medical condition and Paige let everyone down by not letting her personality shine through.

Love ya'll to death

Xoxo,

Paige & Abbey

On this week’s episode, the girls encourage you to say no to drugs (specifically Buspar). Abbey tells the tail of her recent breakup and Paige discusses her struggle with Tinnitus. They engage in a very serious, inquisitive debate on the proper way to wipe your a$$. For those of you who do it crazy style, send a demo to [email protected].

Love y’all to death

xoxo

Paige & Abbey