Andy Michaels is not a professional writer. He's not even that successful. He's the author of numerous unpublished short stories, poems, and songs, two unfinished novels, and a now-defunct webcomic, appropriately titled Modern Failure. He's also written for the similarly defunct outlets Pluck Magazine and YankeeSmartass.com. He's previously been a guest on the Fuckbois of Literature podcast. You can follow him on Twitter and Instagram @stopthatandy.