The year is 2003, visionary film director Ang Lee has taken on a Big Green Task, adapt the Hulk for the big screen in the modern age. Can he, Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, Sam Elliot, and Nick Nolte take this metaphor wrapped in muscles and give a pre-marvel studios audience the action and emotion they're looking for? Or is it doomed to burn up in the gamma bomb of obscurity to our new Mark Ruffalo (or even Edward Norton) worldbreaker? Find out this time on Hello from Obscurity!